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The Life Insurance

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.

My wife took out a huge life insurance policy on me. Now, whenever I trip on the stairs, she doesn’t ask “Are you okay?”, she asks “Is the paperwork signed?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
 "I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
 It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran06/28/2006 20:03Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Nsync_Justin12/30/2005 23:14Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Pentium_Power05/01/2004 00:07My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@SoundBlaster_AWE06/21/2002 02:15Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@DragonBall_Z_G11/26/2010 20:20His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Ferris_Bueller03/29/1997 07:00Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Harambe_Memories07/02/1995 15:14Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/05/2005 23:24All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Everquest_Solo06/29/2013 11:46Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Podcast_Listener03/24/1995 22:50I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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3 thoughts on “The Life Insurance”

  1. User_37
    User_37 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

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