Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.
My wife took out a huge life insurance policy on me. Now, whenever I trip on the stairs, she doesn’t ask “Are you okay?”, she asks “Is the paperwork signed?”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.