1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven men. His wife screams, “Aren’t you going to stop… Read More »1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an office printer and a mailing list, you were the king of the… Read More »52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos. The card said, “To the one who holds the key to my heart.” I wrote inside,… Read More »The Anniversary Card
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time. My wife took out a huge life insurance policy on me. Now, whenever I trip on… Read More »The Life Insurance
Why was the belt sent to the principal’s office?
For being too much of a “waist” in class. Some accessories just don’t know how to focus on the lesson.
2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n’ Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that being “Short” doesn’t mean you can’t have a giant shelf for your trophies. Part… Read More »2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
2025 Archive: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s an astronaut? “Ham-strong.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
Why was she wearing black face paint and spikes? Because in 2004, she decided that “bad girl” was her new brand, and the internet decided… Read More »2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
2024 Classic: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The “Good Luck, Babe!” Chappell Roan
She’s the “Midwest Princess” and she’s currently taking over every 2024 festival with a giant wig and a lot of attitude. Part of the 78… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Good Luck, Babe!” Chappell Roan