Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy clock strikes twelve, it’s a new era!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
True story! I was there!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!