2024 Legacy: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

@Dial_Up_King03/01/2004 13:21Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/05/2001 20:16Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Cyber_Security_X07/18/2000 21:41Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Better_Off_Dead04/03/2013 07:31I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Philosoraptor_X06/03/2007 16:45If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Troll_Face_Real09/27/2013 11:47Problem? No, just laughs!