Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door, it’s the future!
Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Otto
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Plug and Play laughter!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>