41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of “Me at the zoo.” While YouTube was being born, the Star Wars prequel trilogy was coming to an epic end, and we were all getting ready for the next generation of gaming. These knock-knock jokes were the viral hits of 2005.

The 2005 Top 10: Digital Revolution & Galactic Drama

The YouTube: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / You. / You who? / YouTube! Just uploaded a video of me knocking, go watch it!
The Anakin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anakin. / Anakin who? / Anakin (Any-can) you open the door? The dark side is cold!
The Xbox: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Xbox. / Xbox who? / Xbox 360! I’m here to play, let me in!
The Zoo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zoo. / Zoo who? / Zoo (Who) is that on YouTube at the zoo?
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the Goblet of Fire is starting!
The Kanye: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kanye. / Kanye who? / Kanye (Can-ye) let me in? I’ve been waiting all day! (Gold Digger was huge in ’05)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my video has 10 views!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Office! (US version premiered)
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2005 gaming buddy!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Jedi!

The Full 2005 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPod Nano?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t open up!
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you like my new ringtone?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my video!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this level?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2005!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the beach!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new controller!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great year!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some soda!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m finally here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The 2005: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2005. / 2005 who? / 2,005 knocks and you finally answered!