2025 Archive: The Hugo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll take the hover-taxi!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9609/22/2002 20:20Found a real treasure with this one.

@PalmPilot_Pro08/13/2004 23:22Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Scream_Fan_9612/14/2009 20:33What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@The_Mask_Smokin02/22/2010 12:38P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Doom_Marines01/20/2015 22:08Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Top_Gun_Maverick10/02/2002 09:30I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Nyan_Cat_Space02/22/2015 20:57Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/01/1997 20:30All the search engines agree: this is funny.