55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition

The 2000 Top 10: Digital Dawn Classics

1. The Nokia: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nokia. / Nokia who? / Nokia (No-key-a) needed, just open the door!
2. The Y2K: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Y2K. / Y2K who? / Y2K (Why-to-kay) are you still asking? We survived!
3. The Napster: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Napster. / Napster who? / Napster (Knap-ster) at the door, let me in to download some tunes!
4. The Britney: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Britney. / Britney who? / Oops! I did it again… I knocked on the wrong door!
5. The Gladiator: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladiator. / Gladiator who? / Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) you let me in, it’s freezing!
6. The Google: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Google. / Google who? / Stop asking so many questions and just Google me!
7. The SMS: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / SMS. / SMS who? / SMS-age for you: Open the door!
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching the Olympics in Sydney!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for coming to my New Year’s party!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! (Still funny in the 21st century).

The Full 2000 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new digital camera?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain how to use this DVD player once I’m inside!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? I’m out of minutes on my phone!
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2000!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play The Sims!
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the cinema?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did the computer crash?
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my voicemail!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m lost in the new century!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me in the chat room!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new mouse pad!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Is that a millennium cold?
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great 2000!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the way by now!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole, it’s the future!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to answer the door!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, let me in!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the times, it’s the year 2000!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the ignition!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I borrow your PlayStation 2?
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your best friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you if you don’t call me!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams shut!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay here!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana win the lottery!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here since 1999!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad the world didn’t end?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop starts)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbot time you opened up!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys the weekend is here!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working or should I keep knocking?
45. The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah good place to buy a PC?
46. The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
47. The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
48. The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for the new millennium!
49. The Owl: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
50. The Donut: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!
51. The Dish: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a nice house!
52. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but I’m still knocking!
53. The Needle: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help over here!
54. The Robin (Again): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin you! Hand over the cookies!
55. The 2000: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2000. / 2000 who? / 2,000 reasons to be happy today!