How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Fuggedaboutit, I’ll walk in the dark.”
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the group chat. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Mushroom
Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly maintaining that if a month doesn’t feature a physical picture of a sleeping puppy… Read More »2022 Archive: The Paper Calendar Defense
Why did Billie Eilish win for No Time to Die? To prove that if you sing a Bond song with enough whispery sadness, the Oscar… Read More »2022 Classic: The Best Original Song
Why the “I’m stuck”? For the song that proved Cardi could follow up the “WAP” madness with another massive #1 anthem. Part of the 42… Read More »2021 Archive: The Cardi B “Up”
I want to go to Italy, be a sea monster, and eat pesto. 2021 is the year of “Italian Summer Nostalgia.” Part of the 63… Read More »2021 Archive: The Luca Pasta Dream
One, but the bulb is actually being unscrewed in reverse while the room moves forward in time. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tenet Director
She tried to return a bag of flour because it was “unnecessarily dusty.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Supermarket
Why were we all crying over a French tuck? Because the Fab Five arrived in 2018 to tell us that avocados and self-care could fix… Read More »2018 Legacy: Queer Eye (Reboot)
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