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How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Fuggedaboutit, I’ll walk in the dark.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many engineers does it take...
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How many brunettes does it take...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch05/01/2012 11:11There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Married_With_Kids07/07/1995 10:02Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@SoulSeek_Fan09/05/2006 23:05Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Talladega_N_R11/15/2000 20:59If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Terran_Marine02/16/2001 10:19Go, go, go! More jokes!
@David_After_Dent08/21/2001 04:54Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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