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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the bulb, one to design the socket, and one to write the specification.

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@Lara_Croft_9610/29/1998 20:38Found a real treasure with this one.
@Full_House_Lover01/22/2004 04:46You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Clueless_Cher11/30/1998 00:13As if! This is too funny.
@Inkjet_Printers12/03/2008 02:04Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Jackass_Johnny10/31/2003 04:18Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Mondo_Media_X11/13/2002 18:05Top tier web animation humor!
@Mind_Blown_Gif01/10/2005 13:40*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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