How many pessimists does it take…

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The old one is probably screwed in too tight anyway.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

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How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

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@Scream_Fan_9608/14/2011 23:58What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Kernel_Panic_9803/29/1996 07:02This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Cow_And_Chicken09/25/1996 03:27Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Digimon_Tamer11/23/2005 08:08My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Liger_Owner_X11/04/1996 21:18It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Delicious_Links07/10/2010 20:15Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Me_Gusta_Face05/29/2012 18:46Me Gusta this joke. Very much.