How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they get three publications out of it.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I want it that way... the funny way!
I see you... laughing!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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