How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to knock it out from under her, and one to say “Honey, I knew that would happen.”
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!