How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.
🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
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The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
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Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.