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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to keep the public in the dark.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer08/28/1996 22:03Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Snake_Game_Pro04/15/2010 13:45I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Backstreet_Fan03/10/2009 05:14I want it that way... the funny way!
@Malware_Hunter05/21/2012 00:08Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs09/01/2011 15:10Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@WordPress_Fan_0309/24/2000 18:18The best thing since version 1.0!
@Clans_Leader_9907/02/2006 19:43Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/18/2014 07:38Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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