How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi and one to call Daddy.
🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »
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How many idiots does it take...
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How many union workers does it...
How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »
How many folk singers does it...
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57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 - The Year the World went "Touch"
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50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Professional humor for professional people.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Deal with it. This is gold.
Equality for all jokes!