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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

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@Tech_Support_Guy12/13/2011 14:04Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Startup_Kid10/01/2010 08:49Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Cipher_Steak01/12/2011 18:05Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Pi_Mathematics09/19/2014 02:17Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Party_On_Garth08/01/2008 20:24I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/25/2005 10:06My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Starcraft_Zerg03/22/2003 22:02Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Everquest_Solo03/29/2013 12:58Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Influencer_9904/23/1996 05:17My followers need to see this!