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How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer the dark.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/10/2003 00:20A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Offspring_Guy04/03/1998 21:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Hamster_Dance_X08/23/2008 16:21Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Best_Viewed_IE410/03/1998 07:47Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Hi5_Pro_User03/24/2000 04:18High five for this joke!