How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just delegate it.
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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2020 Legacy: The Optimist
"Perfect! Now I have an excuse to keep my camera off during the 9 AM meeting!"Part of the 56 Lig... read more »
"Perfect! Now I have an excuse to keep my camera off during the 9 AM meeting!"Part of the 56 Lig... read more »
2. 2003 Vintage: The Pessimist
"The light is just a brief interruption of the darkness."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 -... read more »
"The light is just a brief interruption of the darkness."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 -... read more »
3. 2019 Legacy: The Tourist
"Is this the room where they filmed the 'Old Town Road' video?"Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: ... read more »
"Is this the room where they filmed the 'Old Town Road' video?"Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: ... read more »
4. 1996 Legacy: The Paperboy
One, but he’ll probably throw the bulb onto your roof.Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 ... read more »
One, but he’ll probably throw the bulb onto your roof.Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 ... read more »
5. 2006 Archive: The Gears of War Player
One, but they have to use a chainsaw bayonet to get the old one out.Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jo... read more »
One, but they have to use a chainsaw bayonet to get the old one out.Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jo... read more »
6. 2003 Legacy: The Librarian
"The dark is just a book that hasn't been written yet."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 - T... read more »
"The dark is just a book that hasn't been written yet."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 - T... read more »
7. 2004 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
"I'm not changing it, I'm just doing overhead presses with the fixture."Part of the 72 Light Bul... read more »
"I'm not changing it, I'm just doing overhead presses with the fixture."Part of the 72 Light Bul... read more »
8. 2007 Vintage: The Superbad Teen
"I am McLovin... and I am in the dark!"Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 - The Year the Worl... read more »
"I am McLovin... and I am in the dark!"Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 - The Year the Worl... read more »
9. 2000 Legacy: The Scientist
"We've mapped the human genome, but we still haven't found a bulb that lasts forever."Part of th... read more »
"We've mapped the human genome, but we still haven't found a bulb that lasts forever."Part of th... read more »
10. 2012 Legacy: The Walking Dead Game Fan
"Clementine will remember that you changed the light bulb."Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012... read more »
"Clementine will remember that you changed the light bulb."Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012... read more »
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