How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
The history of humor in one post.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
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