How many philosophers does it take…

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and debate whether the bulb is really off.

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@Geocities_Builder04/10/2009 20:44I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Lara_Croft_9605/04/1999 12:33Found a real treasure with this one.

@Resident_Evil_Z05/10/2008 05:05Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Baywatch_Runner06/17/2013 06:49Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/05/2009 01:12I see funny people... everywhere!

@Fight_Club_Tyler07/16/2014 07:49The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Chain_Mail_Hater10/19/2003 16:45I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/28/2011 18:10This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.