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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have machines for that now.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer12/25/2003 07:02Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@WAP_Navigator08/18/2013 01:59Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/06/2014 09:12Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/09/2014 11:24The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@CRT_Brightness01/29/1996 18:19I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Trinity_Matrix10/22/2001 04:22Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Better_Off_Dead11/03/2007 06:27I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/03/2002 14:11Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.