How many schizophrenics does it take…

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well, he thinks it’s five but as we all know it’s only him.

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@Home_Alone_Kevin07/23/2001 18:37Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/23/1997 20:36The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/01/1997 15:08A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Beverly_Hills_9021003/09/2004 16:14The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Leave_Britney_A12/11/2008 12:14Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/13/2011 02:42Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Starcraft_Zerg05/16/1996 10:25Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!