How many schizophrenics does it take…
How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well, he thinks it’s five but as we all know it’s only him.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven?
A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun: She heard the new update was ‘hot’.
2025 Classic: The Beatles’ Final Bow
Why did “Now and Then” win Best Rock Performance? Because even 60 years later, the Fab Four are still better at being a band than… Read More »2025 Classic: The Beatles’ Final Bow
2024 Archive: The South Carolina Undefeated Season
Why is Dawn Staley the Queen? Because her team didn’t lose a single game, destroying opponents on their way to another NCAA title. Part of… Read More »2024 Archive: The South Carolina Undefeated Season
2024 Vintage: The Quiet Luxury
Why did the billionaire wear a plain gray T-shirt? Because “Quiet Luxury” means paying $900 for a shirt that looks like it came from a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Quiet Luxury
2024 Archive: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern… Read More »2024 Archive: The Crash
2023 Classic: The Wednesday Addams Dress Code
The group of eighth-grade girls who still wore all-black gothic uniforms and refused to blink during their English literature presentations. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2023 Classic: The Wednesday Addams Dress Code
2023 Vintage: The Angela Bassett Fan
“Angela Bassett did the thing! (The ‘thing’ being changing the bulb in a stunning gown).” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Angela Bassett Fan
2023 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Archive: The Theodore
2022 Classic: The Gentleminions
“Why are you wearing a tuxedo to a kids’ movie?” “I’m a Gentleminion! It’s a TikTok trend!” “You’re 42, Harold. You look like a disturbed waiter who got… Read More »2022 Classic: The Gentleminions