“Why are you wearing a tuxedo to a kids’ movie?” “I’m a Gentleminion! It’s a TikTok trend!” “You’re 42, Harold. You look like a disturbed waiter who got lost on the way to a gala.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!