A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Gym Motivation
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2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
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The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.