Living the dream, one appliance at a time.
My wife said she wanted to do it in the kitchen. I was thrilled until she handed me the sponge and pointed at the lasagna pan.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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This is a comment on a funny joke.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.