Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.
I told my wife I’d cook dinner tonight. She asked if I wanted to be “the main course.” I said, “No, I just want to use the air fryer.”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
There is a joke in my boot!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
Classic. Saving this for the weekend BBQ.