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2025 Archive: The Star Wars

New Jedi Order: “I’m rebuilding the Order!” “Start by rebuilding the shelf you broke three months ago, Rey.”

Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
 "It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
 "My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
 "I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
 "Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
 "The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

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The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/27/2004 14:44This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Burning_CDs04/23/2001 02:15I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Spice_Girl_Posh06/11/1996 19:54Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/24/2006 04:37Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/18/2007 02:31Silently laughing in the snow.
@Blink_182_Mark12/24/2005 08:12What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Bill_Nye_Fan01/29/1996 23:21Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry01/18/2001 18:53In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Frame_Set_Wizard06/25/2010 06:57I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Hat_Tip_Sir09/04/1999 15:03M’lady... this joke is superb.

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