2025 Classic: The “Office Siren” 2.0
Why is the accountant wearing a 90s headset? She heard “Vintage Tech” is the new “Office Core.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Office Siren” 2.0
2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered you could “delete” it with one well-formatted meme about the central bank. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
2025 Archive: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open behind their school drive just to watch a digital pastry number go up into the quindecillions.… Read More »2025 Archive: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: “I’m rebuilding the Order!” “Start by rebuilding the shelf you broke three months ago, Rey.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams… Read More »2025 Archive: The Star Wars
2025 Archive: The “All Our Senses” Designer
One, but the bulb feels squishy, smells like sandalwood, and makes a ‘pop’ sound when you look at it. Part of the 60 Light Bulb… Read More »2025 Archive: The “All Our Senses” Designer
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
“She ghosted me!” “In 2025, that’s not rejection, it’s just her AI filter deciding you weren’t ‘brand compatible’ with her feed.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
2025 Classic: The World of Warcraft “21st Anniversary”
Why was the IT room dark? because “Old Azeroth” is the only place they feel “Real.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project… Read More »2025 Classic: The World of Warcraft “21st Anniversary”
2024 Archive: The “Very Demure, Very Mindful” Rule
I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way. I just paid my taxes demurely. I’m being very mindful of my snacks. 2024… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Very Demure, Very Mindful” Rule
2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
Why were the veterans the real stars? To remind the world leaders in Normandy that true “Leadership” involves a lot more than a well-timed photo-op.… Read More »2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
2023 Vintage: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the guy who tried to pay for it with an NFT of a pill.” Part of the 61… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Pharmacist