2023 Vintage: The Pharmacist

“Is this medicine ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the guy who tried to pay for it with an NFT of a pill.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

@Friends_Lover05/26/2007 18:46Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Mainframe_Manny12/22/2014 16:34Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Bluetooth_Bot04/20/2003 20:19Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/30/1998 04:10I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Old_School_Frank11/26/2011 15:25We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Double_Rainbow_G04/26/2015 10:03What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Under_Const_Gif03/25/2014 19:24This site is never finished... with humor!