2025 Legacy: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It’s because it’s written in ‘Binary’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Myspace_Tom06/12/2009 07:01I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Titanic_Jack10/25/2005 07:56I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan12/19/2006 03:12Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Karate_Kid_Wax07/13/2003 13:39Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular03/04/1998 14:31I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Forever_Alone_X11/07/2013 19:56At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/14/2011 11:17I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!