Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.
The doctor looked at my X-ray and said, “I’ve found the problem. You swallowed a bunch of coins.” I asked, “Is there any change?”
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.