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The X-Ray Vision

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.

The doctor looked at my X-ray and said, “I’ve found the problem. You swallowed a bunch of coins.” I asked, “Is there any change?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Jack06/16/2004 18:21I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Coffee_Addict01/27/2015 02:00404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/07/2015 09:05Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/14/2007 08:28Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Nu_Metal_Kid08/03/2010 21:56I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Top_Gun_Maverick03/16/2006 03:34I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Woman_Yelling_C08/23/2006 17:53The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/17/2011 13:44Found this on the deep end of the net.

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3 thoughts on “The X-Ray Vision”

  1. User_301
    User_301 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

  2. User_417
    User_417 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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