2025 Archive: The Ear Exam

“I hear a whispering.” “That’s just the AI-ads being beamed directly into your auditory nerve.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Spice_Girl_Posh03/24/2007 18:16Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Linux_Distro_User08/03/2002 02:34Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Kill_Bill_Bride05/08/1996 06:47I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@E_T_Phone_Home07/17/2006 08:44E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Social_Media_G04/14/2006 21:39I’m going to poke you for this joke!