1997 Vintage: The Arnold Joke
Why Mr. Freeze? Because every time Arnold Schwarzenegger opened his mouth, a “cool” pun came out that made the audience want to move to the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Arnold Joke
1997 Vintage: The Wireless Phone Antenna
Pulling out a 6-inch plastic antenna just to say “I’m at the store” is the ultimate 1997 power move. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Wireless Phone Antenna
1996 Legacy: The Wheat Beer
A lemon slice walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get in the Hefeweizen, you’re late.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Wheat Beer
1996 Vintage: The eBay
I put my vacuum cleaner on AuctionWeb. It was just gathering dust. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Vintage: The eBay
1996 Vintage: The Recovery
“You’ll be back on your feet in no time,” the doctor said. He was right—my car was repossessed to pay for the surgery. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Recovery
1995 Vintage: Clueless Fashion
Why did teen girls want plaid skirts for Christmas? Because if Alicia Silverstone said it was “totally Baldwin,” then the velvet dress from Grandma was… Read More »1995 Vintage: Clueless Fashion
1995 Classic: Windows 95 Wrapping Paper
Why did dad spend all Christmas morning in the den? He wasn’t hiding from the kids; he was just waiting for the “Installation Wizard” to… Read More »1995 Classic: Windows 95 Wrapping Paper