1996 Legacy: The Wheat Beer

A lemon slice walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get in the Hefeweizen, you’re late.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/27/2008 18:39Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Donny_V_ShutUp09/13/1998 16:31Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Rocket_Power_9906/01/2003 23:06We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Thundercats_Ho03/15/1997 10:37Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Ancient_Aliens_G08/03/1996 15:42I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.