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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income

 A guy orders a beer and says, “Government’s buying!” The bartender says, “The government’s tab is already at four trillion, I’m cutting them off.”

Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
 A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
 "It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
 A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
 A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
 A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

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The Neutron Special
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45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
 A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sangria
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9612/02/1996 23:49What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Discman_Skipper11/11/2004 15:09Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Full_House_Lover11/13/2006 14:51You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Cyber_Traveler10/24/2001 10:25Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Floppy_Fanatic05/12/2013 03:07Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Jackass_Johnny08/18/2015 17:41Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Hamster_Dance_X06/30/2013 00:47Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@ODP_Editor_9912/11/2013 22:27Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Ultima_Online_V06/20/2012 09:42Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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