A guy drinks ten shots and says, “I’m uploading this to my cloud so I can feel drunk again tomorrow for free.”
Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
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The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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