A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer… and a mop.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.