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A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here!” The time traveler says, “That’s funny, you did tomorrow.”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I should make a game about this joke.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.