A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse walk into a bar. They all understand each other perfectly, but they still have nothing to talk about.
Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.