2024 Archive: The Margarita

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper01/20/2000 06:19Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@MP3_Encoder07/15/2007 18:50128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Memento_Guy02/13/1998 09:49Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/15/2012 16:22I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Baxter_The_Dog08/30/2001 18:31Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Keyboard_Cat_P07/03/1995 03:58Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@YouTube_Beta_User12/18/1995 16:41I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!