Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.
A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He says, “This dog can talk!” The bartender says, “Yeah, right.” The guy asks the dog, “What’s on top of a house?” The dog says, “Roof!” The bartender kicks them out. Outside, the dog looks at the guy and asks, “Should I have said shingles?”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.