The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill. A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He says, “This dog can talk!” The… Read More »The Talking Dog
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a positronic brain, it couldn’t understand why humans still use paper folders. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
2025 Vintage: The “Department of Energy” Rebrand
Why is it now the “Department of Power”? Because “Energy” sounds like a yoga class, but “Power” sounds like something the President owns. Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Department of Energy” Rebrand
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
“I want a beer I can actually see through.” “Coming right up, grandpas.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI… Read More »2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
2024 Classic: The “Weird” Label
Why was the word “Weird” the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a world of complex policy, the Democrats realized that just pointing at the GOP… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Weird” Label
2022 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Queen of Basketball win? Because Lusia Harris was a legend who finally got her flowers on the big stage. Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
2022 Archive: The Liz Truss vs. The Lettuce
Why did a grocery store item win the UK premiership? Because a head of lettuce has a shelf life of 10 days, and Liz Truss… Read More »2022 Archive: The Liz Truss vs. The Lettuce
2022 Legacy: The Cleaning
She brought a drone into the house to check the dust on top of the kitchen cabinets. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Cleaning
2022 Vintage: The Metaverse Divorce
Why did the lawyer charge double for a Metaverse divorce? Because he had to split the assets and the digital furniture in a house that doesn’t exist.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Metaverse Divorce
2021 Archive: The “Free Britany” Victory
Why was the conservatorship end so big? Because it proved that if you have enough hashtags and a really good lawyer, you can finally fire… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Free Britany” Victory