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2005 Legacy: The Wedding Crashers Suit

 Why did the lawyer sue Vince Vaughn? For “unauthorized entry into a matrimonial ceremony without a formal invitation or a gift.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_310/30/1996 14:59Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Lara_Croft_9604/22/2011 23:52Found a real treasure with this one.
@Bluetooth_Bot04/08/2015 08:04Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@CatDog_Alone04/06/2001 02:01One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Borat_Very_Nice01/15/2005 11:32Very nice! Great success!
@Gaia_Online_Gold02/22/2014 10:46Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Starcraft_Zerg05/04/2012 00:15Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat03/13/1997 04:53Heh heh heh. Good one.

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