2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car’s black box. He claimed the car was “spiritually speeding” even if it stayed under the limit.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander09/30/2007 09:51C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Buffy_Fan9709/06/2013 08:11Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Flash_Player_Fan12/09/2010 08:12Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Fresh_Prince_Will03/17/1995 08:01Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Frasier_Crane07/02/1998 21:20I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Blade_Runner_201906/09/2013 10:01All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.