2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To “mute” any lawyer whose opening statement was written by an unverified, open-source AI.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

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In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

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In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

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@Java_Script_Kid07/13/1997 07:02Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Legally_Blonde_Elle01/04/2002 20:08What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@First_World_P04/05/1996 23:32My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Woman_Yelling_C11/18/1997 20:12The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Arthas_Fan_0210/01/2007 17:48Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/25/1996 18:46Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Forever_Alone_X01/09/2003 08:49At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@I_See_What_You03/03/2014 15:39I see what you did there. Clever!