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2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI

 Why was the firm’s AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a client because it was “against its core programming.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Dreamcast_Gamer12/13/2008 03:42Thinking is definitely funny today.
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