Why was the firm’s AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a client because it was “against its core programming.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
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