2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

The lawyer got the “AI Assistant’s Memory” because it was the only one that knew where the money was hidden.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/04/1996 23:25This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Pikachu_Fan_8811/24/2013 04:09Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@SpiderMan_Peter01/06/2001 22:31My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/22/2014 09:33Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Animorphs_X04/20/1995 23:25I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Brick_Tamland_L04/04/2014 16:07I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Prodigy_User_X06/15/2006 21:42Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Android_Bot_9905/21/2010 12:51Beep boop. Humor recognized.